The following is a random text I received today on the drive home:

#: "wol need to give me back my hair straightener back before the cops get involved Jj-lashana"

Me: "Girl u right"

#: "Yea just wait till they test you. You will fail for all the drugs you do. All you had to do was give it back"

At this point, I decided to not text back. I didn't want to escalate a text war with someone who thought I was someone else. It was worth it for the reply though.