Winter ain't for dreaming babe,
It is for scheming, babe.

Out our neighborhood doors we'll strut, babe.
All bundled up, babe.

Like pretty packed peanuts.
In those big brown boxes.

And around we'll traipse like little smug foxes, babe.

Living out escapade.

I got some peachy rings tonight. Now everything in my life is peachy.

Well another party down. I sat from 7 to 10 in the side room doing paint marker tattoos. People actually tipped me too.

Guy: "Hey, you actually made some money tonight!"
Me: "Yeah, I'm going to Red Lobster tomorrow."

Then I went to a meeting in the art building and clocked in. So I got paid for a meeting. It's ok though because my professor said I could get back pay for working when I didn't have a time card. It's completely legal I swear.

Today I am going in again to work the rest of the day.

I got stuck in my driveway last night while coming back from Steak and Shake. The snow was up so high that it was scraping the bottom of my car. Now there is a large muddy rut in the yard. So I got my newly purchased blizzard emergency shovel with extentible handle and dug out. Then I came inside and got an old pizza box for traction. I put that under my right driver's side wheel. Then I rocked it back and forth and got pulled all the way out of my drive way. Soon after I mounted enough speed to carve my way back into the drive way and parked again. It was exciting. I feel like an outdoorsman.

The de-icer I got for my car looks just like pee. So I made two footprints by the door and pored a little out on the snow. Everyone is going to think it's urine.

You Are 0 Years Old

0 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Just as I feared. I am not even born yet.

I can't find any wheat paste and it is very frustrating. I went to 2 stores and asked and they didn't. What's a guy supposed to do? Yesterday me, Josh, Zack and Micah pushed his car from CVS to the repair shop. Today I took him over to pick it up. Turns out it was a case of drained battery. Very fishy. Anyway, I don't want to go to night class tonight.

I was in the art building yesterday and no one was in there. Then I saw Max on the way out and said hi to him. He didn't hear me because he was listening to music, so he pulled an earplug out and said "What?" I said: "Just saying hey." Then I left.

Who's ready for another semester?

I drooled on the collar of my shirt. So now it's cold and I zipped it up close. Now every once in a while I smell the sweet aroma of drool. And it's delightful.

Home again.

(See previous post.)

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This week has been nothing but Mexican and Italian food. I will have a heart attack tomorrow.

Saturday- Lunch = Mexican
Sunday- Lunch = Mexican
Sunday- Dinner = Italian
Monday- Lunch = Italian
Tuesday- Dinner = Mexican

I feel like my body is going to give on me.

You forgot insensitive!

Cold, distant, inconsiderate, belligerent, opinionated, loud, over-bearing, And I don't understand why.

I'm going to eat at 1:30.
I'm going to eat at 1:30.
I'm going to eat at 1:30.

I'm going to eat at 1:30.
I'm going to eat at 1:30.
I'm going to eat at 1:30.

I'm going to eat at 1:30.
I'm going to eat at 1:30.
I'm going to eat at 1:30.

I'm going to eat at 1:30.

Music from memories "haunted" me last night. As Micah and I listened to Sublime. I remember buying it and only listening to it at night because it had a parental advisory on it. So sometime after 11:30 I would slip it in the stereo and fall asleep to it. Don't tell my mom.

I like the All American Rejects. Thanks, Christen.

Fleeting sites of vanity. Used lip-balm, and those little breath strips.
Like garage cooled cola, it never quite achieves it's full flavor.
These are the things I have come to know in my youth.
These are the things I have to come to know in my mouth.
They still exist now, as my years pass by.

Although, sometimes in a fleeting moment alone...
I can - but - barely see past the feral, untrimmed hedges of my own clouded vision.
Into something deeper, and a love that is sung...
only in unison.

As the chords drift by on thin, wispy, visceral memories...
We don't see our future, but a past we have toppled.
As the toddling tower fell, you looked at me and smiled something...
That I had never felt before:
More than those fresh sticks of gum the beauties gracefully placed in their mouths.

I had one terrific dream last night.

Well I remember one part. I was in the city of Cleveland and I was walking around. I know I was with a friend, but now I don't remember who. We stopped into this record store and the guys in MxPx worked and owned it. And I walked in and they said "Hey Jeff!" like we had known each other for a long time. After they said that I "remembered" we used to hang out. They told me that they now lived above the record store and they run it. They had terribly designed business cards and flyers so I thought I could re-design them. Then I took a shower there and the room flooded and I began mopping it up. Some other customers came in and they were dressed in rags but looking for something and one of them had a beard. Crazy.